10 bribes offered to pass statistical
1. a bottle of what I want (I: "Dom Perignon?" students: "What is that?")
2. dinner, paid for by all (even that is supportive)
3. help me move (this tempted me)
4. Tickets for "No" concert (or as I have, or do not want to go to that either have no idea of \u200b\u200bthose who do want to go, haha)
5. organize a cow to see how much wool together for me (Me: "And they will begging in the street?" them: "Well, if you will, yes")
6. wash my car
7. serenade (and the student in question began to compose a song in full review)
8. a night of passion ("I leave my husband says about it")
9. get a girlfriend (same response)
10. marry me in the carnival , Valentine's day (and was a girl ...)
However, in the medium term and I still kill one teacher has failed (I guess it's because I'm pretty " toddlers "and not move until you understand) so the deals are useless ... But no doubt it raises are creative! They are funny ...