Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Carnation Breakfast Essencials

10 reasons to be a gay man can not be fashionable

1 .- Portions of the body is not designed for what gay men use them ... (Including the mouth, which is designed not to kiss and anyway everyone use it for that, right?)

2 .- designer clothes or popis brands are not cheap ... (Imitation, O Christ, beauty has a price!), No other to go Outlets in McAllen or San Antonio for rebates well discounted. 3 .- Growth

being homosexual is torture ... especially in high school. Teenagers can be quite imaginative with the names, how many ways are there to call a homosexual in a pejorative way? (We should make a list about it). 4 .-

Women often think they may be totally naked in front of you, not if they know that it can be somewhat unpleasant for a gay guy. 5 .- Enamorse

your straight best friend is a nightmare worthy of a movie style Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks.

6 .- A high percentage of man-hating lesbian gay and they are dangerous, especially lesbians with power (references to them in Sex and the City ... and now comes the movie, super !!!).

7 .- Go to musicals is not cheap ... but so necessary ... Mamma Mia, here I go again ... oh my, how can I resist ya '!

8 .- Desperate Housewives hours spent in a very accessible by cable.

9 .- The mothers and fathers are often not very happy when their children confess they are gay ... in fact, they like very bad ... I weigh ... do not let them breathe ... choking them ... makes them feel responsible for a disaster of Hercules provides ... feel they are guilty of economic instability of an entire country ... are considered the initiators of Armaggedon.

10 .- Guadalupe, Elena, Isabel, Marcela, Las Cristinas, Nelida and all "good girls" of the Latin boom attract us and it is precisely his books more expensive ... and why not appoint Virginia, Marguerite and all the divas.

Thanks, Armando

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Note .- We're here playing with stereotypes, I am a gay man ... so do not be offended or anything, it is venting a little, no? Coppelia Thanks for this opportunity ... I am a passionate fansssss your club of your lists decimals.

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